Words of Advice

When my mail lady (sorry, Mail Person) came in this morning at work, she didn't have the box of goodies I'd been expecting.

I told her, "Well, that just pisses me off!"

Her reply? "Well, that's better than being pissed on!"

Well............ that's advice I hadn't expected.

So I'll just have to wait until Monday. I'll be dry but I'll be waiting!